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Jennifer's Great-Grandmother's Ladies' Love Oracle
You have often heard me speak about Grandmother, who taught
me everything I know about life, and especially The Magical Arts.
She learned everything from her mother who would be considered
my Great-Grandmother. Sadly, she passed before I was born, but
Grandmother used to tell me stories when I was a little girl.
My Great-Grandmother, as a young, vivacious, exuberant woman,
used to often fix people up, almost like a match-maker. She also
had an uncanny knack for predicting the future. People from miles
around would pay her a visit, and a fair amount of money, for her
sage advice and words of wisdom, especially concerning love, sex,
romance, and the prospects of marriage.
She eventually developed her own oracle; The Ladies’ Love Oracle
is what she called it. This oracle contained eighty pre-set questions
and after the person questioning the oracle would choose a specific
question, she would roll three dice, and the outcome of the dice roll
would be somewhere between 3 and 18.
Next, you would look up the question, by its number from 1 to 80,
in the table of answers, and then look across the columns to find
the number of the roll listed at the top. The box where the two rows
intercept reveals the page number where you will find your fortune
based on the numbers on the dice!
I have finally decided to self-publish this amazing divination device
and it will provide loads of fun for you and your girlfriends, either
on a “girl’s night out,” or during a slumber party, wedding shower,
bachelorette party, or any time you want answers about love!
With this kit you receive a 92 page book, which I have personally
made by hand, along with three magical dice, which have been blessed
and ritually charged to bring you good luck in love, and to improve
your powers of intuition and divination. You will also receive a
powerful Grandmother's Magical Silk Prayer Cloth, to wrap the dice
in before putting them back into the adorable silk bag. There is also
a small, glass vial of Grandmother's Magical Divination Oil, which
will help you with your Ladies' Love Oracle readings. All of this is
nearly a one hundred dollar value! More importantly... You will LOVE it!
You can either put one drop of the magical oil on your wrist, or
simply just open the bottle for a few moments and let the essence
and the magic work its way into the air. This will help you and the
oracle attain the best and most accurate answers, and the three dice
which are included, have been blessed and ritually charged to help
you as well.
Have Fun & Many Blessings!
Jennifer's Great-Grandmother's Ladies' Love Oracle Only $28.88 plus Free Shipping!
Sold as curio for entertainment.
This thing is even way more cool, fun, and awesome, than I thought it
would be! If you read the description, and feel temped to order it, then
you most definitely should do it! You're going to love it! It's fun, it's eerily
accurate, and you will refer to it often, and so will some of your friends!
I really love this oracle and it sure is loads of fun,
my girlfriends and I have a blast with it, and it already accurately
predicted a few things about our love lives... this is perfect for nights
when the girls are having a glass of wine and engaging in "girl talk!"